Only one more page left, and then I quit comics forever, and embrace the life of a Monster Hunter.

(I’m not quitting comics forever)

(please don’t leave me)

Also, everybody wish Heather a happy birthday.  She’s been depressed because she got Izzie’s poop matted into her hair so she had to shave her head, but then the clippers went out of control and flayed about 40% of her skin off.  Now Heather’s a She-Red Skull, and the makeup she has just isn’t up to the task of turning bleeding red face meats into a proper skin color.

Maybe she’ll start a Kickstarter where instead of money, you donate butt skin so she can look normal again.  I wouldn’t do it though, I sit down like all the time and that sounds like a hassle.