And so it (officially) begins!

True story:  I was tired today and didn’t feel like updating, but then Heather grabbed me by the beard, held my head against her stomach, and her little girl gave me a bicycle kick that knocked all my teeth out.  I think I swallowed some of them.

She’s not afraid to call in the big guns to make sure I deliver this comic in a timely manner.

Anyway.  This episode is gonna be good.  I’m excited.  I just hope I can one day enjoy bacon and taffy again…

Also, ignore the tea stains.